Raindogblue

One

 

 

 

Shift configurations will never

trump boots on the concrete.

 

 

 

 

 

Rule #58

 

Sergeants don't write paper.

 

Unless there is no one else,

take the call. 

 

 

 

 

Rule #57

 

Just because a person calls the police,

it does not make them a victim.

 

 

 

Rule of the Night

 

Every officer should have a good arm bar take down in their arsenal. 

 

 

Rule

 

 

In the modern era of policing, always assume you are being video taped. 

 

 

In Seven Blinks

 

One: From A to D

The department announced they have decided

to switch from an analog to a digital radio system. 

 

Two: Upgrade 

Starting today, the prowlers at West

will receive new car radios.

Mine had already been updated.

 

Three: 23

The mope was back at the park.

I hooked him

and he was excluded again. 

 

Four: 2 Blue Sheets, One Otter Pop

For my first pinch , I picked a blue Otter Pop.

An hour later, jail was already out. 

Five: Rule

Never walk in on a domestic alone. 

 

Six: 10-79

As of  08/4/14, at 1400 hours, the department

turned the old report writing system off. 

And finally....

Seven: Hammered

A new officer said to me, "This is a Monday?"

Well. I drew a breath. It's August.

 

 

 

Rule

If a person acts as if they are armed,

they will be treated as if they are armed.

 

 

Straight Pipe's 20/80Rule

 

Per Straight Pipe, 20 percent of the people use 80 percent of the resources.

 

 

The Accident Rule

 

At an accident, if everybody is okay, and it possible to move the cars,

move them off the street. It is safer for everybody. 

 

 

 

The Naked Subject Rule

 

 

Per Li, no good can come

from a call with naked person.

 

They are either 1234 or high.

He's right.