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Warrantless Entry Exception

 

If there's report of a fight and weapon, and there's a basketball sized smear of fresh blood on door, you have a warrantless exception to make legal entry. 

 

 

Rule #65

 

If a man in crisis is naked and sitting in a smeared patty of his own shit, there is a greater incentive to de-escalate. 

 

 

Rule #64

 

Paper scissors make poor trauma shears. 

 

 

 

The Keying Rule

 

Per Hammertime, if an officer keys up, and all you can here is screaming, dispatch might want to send cover. 

 

 

Rule: Arguing and Inebriation

 

You can never argue with a drunk. 

 

 

Rule: Decomposition

 

On a body call, when the deceased has decomposed for days, and the stench can be smelled a floor down, open all the windows in the apartment, grab as many fans from the property manager, to air out the space.

 

 

 

 

A Note for New Officers

 

Downtown, when stepping between parked cars, look for human feces on the street.

 

 

New Rule

 

When using a window punch, strike lightly or your hand will burst through the window.

Second, don't clear the remaining glass with the punch. Use your ASP. 

 

 

Grumpin'

 

Don't do that,

 I barked at a Lob's trainee.

He was opening a bindle of tar

 heroin with his bare hands.

 

 

 

 

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Shift configurations will never

trump boots on the concrete.