On 14th, in the West Village, two blocks from the school, I pass a driver, red faced and flushed, drinking from a can of Coors.
He’s drunk.
I flipped a U-ball and accelerated, catching up to car in a couple of blocks. Behind the car, I hit the lights, the red and blue LEDs, and then the siren from Wail to Yelp and back again.
The drunk didn’t stop. The drunk didn’t slow.
I grab the mike.
7David4. I’ve got one not stopping. 13th and King.
The car continues six block south, past the empty parking spots and empty parking lots. It signals, turning left into the side streets.
7David4. Pursuit.
A slow pursuit with speeds never breaking twenty.
7David4. Permission to P.I.T.
At 15th, the drunk ignored the stop sign and drove through the intersection.
The sergeant chimed in, “P.I.T. authorized.”But there’s no room.
Cars lines the narrow street on either side leaving twelve feet in between.
He signals, turns south, and slows.
7David4. Conditions dry. No traffic. He’s signaling. Speeds: Five miles per hour.
The drunk passes the next intersection and pulls into a driveway.
7David4. He’s stopping. York and 16th.
I box him in, toss the prowler in park, and boil out of the car.
Put your hands up. Put your hands your hands where I can see them.
My gun’s in my hand, finger out of the trigger guard, aimed at his center mass.
His head swivels back. His hands are out of sight.
Do it. Put your hand up. Now! Where I can see them.
The third time I shout the command, he complies, placing his hands out the open window. Grabbing his left wrist with my left hand, I reverse it into an arm bar levered against the doorjamb as his little, black dog barks in the backseat. I open the door and pull him out.
As I cuff and stuff him, the man says, “Sorry for eluding you, but I wanted to take my dog home before I went to jail.”