One of my brother's calls from the rural half of the state.....
Complainant:
I can't find my dog. I think he is up on property behind mine: 800 acre cattle ranch. I heard a gun shot. Now, I can't find my dog.
Deputy Dog:
If your dog is after livestock, ranchers can shoot it.
Complainant:
I know the law, but they shouldn't be able to shoot my dog.
Deputy Dog:
Okay, how can I help?
The Complainant hangs up.