On Elementary, in the Alphabet Streets, I'm in my prowler blocking a crime scene.
Hipster Barbie walks up to my window and says, "Um , ah, like can you, like, ah, tell me what, ah, happened?"
Yes, a man was stabbed multiple times with a machete.
She freezes, stares, her mouth gapes, and finally stutters out, "Ah, what?"
A man was stabbed multiple times. Tourniquets were applied. He's in surgery now. He's expected to survive.
She steps back and drifts away.
Her blue haired boyfriend asks, "What did he say?"
She wishes she would have never asked in the first place.