Deputy Dog: Call of the Day

One of my brother's calls from the rural half of the state.....

 

Complainant:

I can't find my dog. I think he is up on property behind mine: 800 acre cattle ranch. I heard a gun shot. Now, I can't find my dog.

Deputy Dog: 

If your dog is after livestock, ranchers can shoot it.

Complainant:

I know the law, but they shouldn't be able to shoot my dog.

Deputy Dog:

Okay, how can I help?

 

The Complainant hangs up.

Comments

[Ralph Boyd]

"I know the law, but..." kind of gives it all away right there.