Mope's tossed a fire hydrant cap through the plate glass window off Beggar's. He's left his ID on scene and the residents of the building shared a pic they'd snapped. Hanz and I find him a few blocks away. When I tell him he's under arrest, Mike says, "For breaking a window?"
As I search him, his pockets have all been cut. There's nothing on him, so I say is there anything else I should know?
He says, "Yeah, I have stomach injury."
What is it?
"I don't know."
I lift his shirt and look. He has a stoma larger than my fist. He should be wearing a colostomy bag. Instead, he has a hole in his abdomen and rings of fecal matter circling it.
Do you need medical?
"No."
Do you want and ambulance.
"No."
I transport him to jail and point out his condition to staff. The jail nurses refuse him, so I send him to the hospital via ambulance with a citation for felony criminal mischief and second for two outstanding warrants.