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November 07, 2017


haw haw ha.

I dub thee:
Mister Ugally


On Wednesday, walking out of the library, a man pointed out a young woman who said I looked sexy in a uniform. She smiled and said, “You are.”

The man behind her said, with big eyes and all sincerity, “You totally are sexy.”

That being said, my face reflects my years on the job. My nose has been broken over 3 dozen times. My ear has been reconstructed. Some of my teeth have had the enamel burned off them from the measles in my infancy.


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