At the Skin Club, on the highway, a patron tried to skip out on his dance tab.
After encouraging the man to settle up, I pointed out the 6'7", muscle bound, bouncer and said to the mope, You're trespassed from here. If you return this hulking man will pull off your arms.
The former customer said, "Yes, sir. I understand. If I come back, I deserve to have my arms ripped off by that hulking man. "
Good. You understand. Now, get outta here.
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