"7David6."
7David6.
"Unwanted at St. Catherine's. A DK subject cursing during mass, threatening to fight parishioners."
On scene, deep in the South Village, the church fathers are waiting on the steps and sidewalk. Their eyes are large. They ask me to hurry.
I enter without cover.
Inside I hear, "Fuck Jesus! Fuck God! Fuck you all!"
It's Arnie Mac, a frequent flyer. He's sitting in the back.
I walk over. Everyone's watching.
He looks at me.
"What the FucK do you want?"
It's Christmas Eve. You are causing a scene. It's time to go.
"Who is goin' to make me."
I am.
"Fuck you. I ain't going anywhere."
I'm going to ask you one more time.
"You're gonna hafta fight me to me."
I lean forward, lower my voice.
It's Christmas Eve. We're in a church. There are children present. If you make me have to fight you in the House of God, it will be the worst beating of your life.
"Alright. I'll leave."
Outside, he made it to the front steps before he took the first swing.