Poise

 

Tonight, stripper, naked and drunk

punched one of the fireman, I asked

to evaluate her medical condition. 

 

She pissed in the back of the prowler

and on the sally port floor. 

 

 

Comments

[Ed Skinner]

Please tell me she was ugly, too.

[RD]

She was worn and bruised, saggy and stretched and tired and looked a decade older than her actual age.

[Jade]

You just described the woman who lived in the apartment next door to us in Oregon... who set the building on fire when she fell asleep and dropped the crack pipe on her mattress. (Except she was naked and sitting on the hill outside her apartment window when she pissed)

*These* are the images that should be on the "stay away from drugs" posters.