At booking, a custody is in an isolation room screaming.
The jail sergeant says to me, “He got peppered sprayed. I saw him touching his face. Then, he went to touch his balls.
I said, ‘You don’t want to do that.’
He said, ‘Why the fuck not?’
Well, he learned.”
The sergeant turned back to the cell and said to the man,
“You need to listen to me.”
The man screamed, “Why?”
“Because I’m going to help you. Listen to me. You need to wash your balls. Take off your pants, sit down, dip your balls in the toilet bowl, and keep flushing.”
The man listened.
He stopped screaming.
Then, he yelled, “Aaawhhhhhhh! That feels way better!
Thank you!”
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