Dogbite, Not Dog Bitten

Ever since the Pit, 

G. greets me with a daily, 

“How’s it going Dogbite!”

He reminds me 

to stay away from dogs.

Tonight, I sent him a message

on the MDT after I finished

writing a DUII pursuit.

“G. 

There was a dog

in the car I chased.”

He replied, “Haaa.

Any new bites?”

Nope. I didn’t give

the dog the chance.

Comments

[Ann T. Hathaway]

Dear RD,
Ha ha ha! You've become a legend! Which it's never comfortable getting that status, for sure.

Ann T.

[PPG]

So, let's see here... basically, you and the dog have changed spots in this story? i.e., you're chasing the dog and biting the owner, rather the dog chasing (and biting) you... An improvement, no doubt!