Disturbance

"7David6"

7David6.

"Disturbance at Kal's Park."

I roll in dark to a chorus of curses.

From the left, "FUCK YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' BITCHES!" 

From the right, "I'LL FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCHES!"

I set both sides down.

"They started it!"

In a poop throwing contest, the best you can hope for is a handful of shit. Am I right?

Both groups laugh, nod, and separate into the night.

Comments

[Cath]

That was brilliant, Raindog! Best I've heard of in a long time. LOL!! Seems to be a very good way to give people a chance to leave without loosing face :-)

[Jade]

Good way to diffuse the situation... creates quite the visual.