Raindogblue

Light Series: Phi

 

 

New Moniker

 

A former pup, now well seasoned,

sent me a screen shot of his phone

listing for me. It is Papa Cop.

It beats Many Broken Nose.

 

 

Fat

 

At roll call, the senior sergeant said we were "fat "today. 

We were only -1 with three on OT.

Of the three, all of were leaving at 2130. 

 

 

Curl

 

 

 

 

 

Down

 

 

 

 

Metal

 

 

 

 

 

Leaf

 

 

 

 

Up

 

 

  

 

 

 

Jargon: DOC

 

A drunk mope was chewing my ear on how women on the street were being victimized by their D.O.C.

On his fifth drop of the acronym, I asked him to clarify. 

He looked at me as if I was stupid. He replied, "Drug of Choice."

 

 

Call of the Night

 

In the freeway, leaving downtown, a woman dropped her phone in the fast lane while driving. She called dispatch asking for an officer to stop traffic during rush hour to retrieve it.