Raindogblue

The Mage

 

You may be a magician, the smartest man on earth, and celestial being dwelling on the astral plane, but your repeated expressed angry intent to use "lethal force" on anyone who hazes or cast spells against you forces me to place a hold on you and sending you to the hospital for a mental health evaluation. 

 

 

 

That's Not How It Works

 

Tonight, off 6th, a man called dispatch to complain how a street preacher telling of the story of Joshua threatened him. When I called the complainant, he informed me the 1st Amendment protected him from being offended by speech he did not want to hear and would sue the city if I did not make the street preacher stop. 

 

 

Reward

 

If you catch a stabber, the sergeant gives you a Starbuck's card. 

 

 

Short

 

West Afternoons was short. We were -8 and half strength: Three cars on the Eastside. Three Cars Downtown. Two cars in SW.

 

 

Rules: Tourniquet

 

1) If possible, apply it against bare skin. Use trauma shears to remove clothing.

2) The higher on the limb, the better.

3) It is going to hurt the patient, but keep turning until the flow of blood stops. 

4) If one does not work, use a second. 

5) Do the best you can. Medics will arrive soon. 

 

 

 

Lacking Gear

 

The shift used three tourniquets on Monday.

I used one to stop the bleeding from a femoral artery.

 

In the last few weeks, I've used three doses of Narcan. 

Restocking is hard, the stores are bare.

Evan IFAK kits are on back order.

 

The LT gave me her tourniquet, I

"work in stab city" and am likely to use it.

 

 

Lacking Gear

 

The shift used three tourniquets on Monday.

I used one to stop the bleeding from a femoral artery.

 

In the last few weeks, I've used three doses of Narcan. 

Restocking is hard, the stores are bare.

Evan IFAK kits are on back order.

 

The LT gave me her tourniquet, I

"work in stab city" and am likely to use it.

 

 

Sign

Shells

 

 

 

 

 

On the Jaw

 

In the Alphabet District, on Second, in the doorway of defunct business, I gave two 4 ml doses of Narcan to man with ACAB tattooed on his jaw and 5150 on his eyebrow. He started breathing, woke minutes later, and limped onto the gurney to recover at the hospital.