Little e: Mom where's my book?
me: Why would I know?
Little e: (blank stare)
Sweetheart G: "Because you're the Momma."
me: You're like 'Mom, where's that thing that looks like a dandelion, but is bent in half and is kind of blue but really it's red, and I haven't seen it since I was five?' and you expect me to know!
Little e: Mom.
me: Yes.
Little e: Do we have something like that?
me: Um, no.
Little e: Oh, okay, 'cause if we did, I'd ask for it.
And that's when Sweetheart G tried to laugh cookie out through her nose.