Mr Fuzzypants has something to say:
"My people have gone insane."
"Yes, sure, they've been doing that "SHOWER" thing
forever, despite my cries outside the door warning them
of the dangers of water.
It should have been a clue of their unstable condition right?
But then, hold on to your own fuzzy pants, they
left ME for three weeks! Yes. Left. ME!
Can you believe it?
They have come back, and I have forgiven them,
but they are still doing that showering thing.
Insane, I tell you."