Hello. Were you doing something?
I think you weren't.
How could you have been doing anything without me?
When I was not here, you must have been sad.
Things are better now, for I am here. You must have needed me.
How could you not have needed me? Look at me!
I am fuzzy and cute. What?
You say you were working? I am in your... way?
Obviously you do not understand the situation.
I pity your poor human brain.