It is supposed to be 108 today.
I'm not well enough versed in my texting lexicon, would that be a "lol"?
Probably not.
It's more like a "OMG" or a "WTF", right?
Is there a "I want to cry and throw a tantrum like a three year old, and then I want to move into a fancy air conditioned hotel downtown with room service" one?
Anyway. This is day three of triple digit heat, and tomorrow is supposed to be the fourth. I've found that I can't keep track of the days barricaded inside of the house. So we've been having "outings" each day. Yesterday the girls and I ventured out at 8:30 to get pastries. It was 85 degrees, at 8:30. That is so totally wrong, I can't even speak of it. Today, we are going on a brave expedition to the Post Office. I have orders to mail. I had planned to pony up the extra money to priority mail them from home, but then I got an order from Canada. (I nearly cried.) Big E said he'd take us in the air conditioned car, but still...
We do have a little, old air conditioner downstairs, but it just can't deal with the heat. It chugs along, but with nighttime lows in the 70's.. well.. it's only about 10 degrees cooler inside than out. Which leaves us with the Bedroom. We have a newer, bigger, braver air conditioner in the bedroom, which makes it the 75 degree oasis of the house. As this ungodly heatwave continues, we will fall back and eventually find ourselves (the two girls and I) spending all of our time hiding in the bedroom.
Have I mentioned that I hate summer? Ya, I do. I hate summer with all kinds of special yicky sauce.