Little e: Mom, remember that time when I was in preschool and two kids had their sandwiches smooshed so Teacher Tracy had to share her sandwich with them so they would have something to eat?
me: No. I don't remember that at all.
Little e: Oh, you wouldn't. You weren't there.
me: Um. Then why did you ask me if I remembered that time?
(Pause with large blinking eyes.)
Little e: Whoops.