The scene: Bedtime, lights are off, tapes are on.
Setting: Little e thumps downstairs.
little e: "Mom is it time for tape to be turned off?"
h.: "Yep. It's that time."
little e: "But mom, the thing is I don't feel like I got any cuddle time with you today."
Mom's heart melts just a little and
of course cuddling ensues.
Then...
h.: "Okay little e it is time to go back upstairs and go to bed."
little e: "But MOM, now Sweetheart G will have gotten more tape than I did!"