What's that?
Oh, wait.. is that one of those gadgets you buy, tuck away for an incubation period, and then pull out for crafty chaos.. I mean goodness?
That's one of those things Clover makes.. you know the spendy neat-o things with the great engineering, but lousy directions... Clover's a Japanese company, so you know it's got to be cool. Except.. wait.. that's not a... good lord woman! That's a pom-pom maker!
Gah! What in the world are you going to do with that?! No. Don't point that thing at me! Pom-poms are dangerous! They are kin to dust bunnies, polyester leisure suits, and.. oh wait. What's That?!
You made a Jayne hat. With earflaps and a pom-pom on top. What? You're thinking about making them for everyone on your Christmas list? Aaaahh! Nothing is safe...