My cat is giving me attitude. "Sit Down. Obey My Whim" he meows at me. I am being groomed. The Tank, my illustrious, anti social cat, thinks I am in need of some attention. He disdains the computer. If I sit down in front of the screen, he is instantly on my lap, and then he lays down on my right arm, so I cannot easily type. If I insist on typing, he progressively moves up my arm until he is on my hand, and then the keyboard itself. He purrs and rubs as if to say, "Hey if you don't have anything better to do than sitting in front of that box... Pet ME!" Strangely he never tries to get in my lap when I am at the sewing table, even if the machine is put away. Despite the fact that the chairs are adjacent, he considers them vastly different territories.