little e: Mom, what's your favorite animal?
h.: The legendary snuggley wuggley little e who will be my pillow.
little e: No. That doesn't exist.
h.: I know (sigh).
little e:What is your favorite animal?
h.: The well behaved child.
little e: That's not an animal.
h.: Yes it is. I've seen them in their natural habitat, living in the wild.
little e: No. An animal is like a cat! Children are different.
I have also been informed this morning that if I use her belly as a pillow I will squeeze out all of her poos. Darn it.