I wish I had an automaton. I swear I could program a robot to do the morning rituals before school. I would need to program no more than 20 basic commands... And then I could get my beauty rest until it was actually time to walk Sweetheart G to school.
-Okay it's time to go downstairs. Yes now.
-Yes it's cold. I will turn on the heat.
-Get dressed.
-Get dressed.
-Get dressed little e. Yes you.
-You can put on your tights yourself... Yes.. Try.. See?
-Stay on Target.
-Eat Sweet G, don't make up stories in your head.
-Eat little e.
-Eat little e.
-Eat little e, no talking until your done.
-Sweet G no making up stories while pottying.
-little e leave Sweet G alone while she's on the potty.
-Stay on Target.
-Sweet G you have 7 minutes left to brush hair and teeth.
-little e, yes you have to potty. Try. See?
-little e, panties first and then tights.
-little e, flush!
-Sweet G we should be walking down the street.
-Stay on Target.
-little e upstairs with Daddy, now.