And then I heard myself saying: "You have the voice of someone who needs to poo.... Why don't you just go try?" Ah, all Sunday mornings should start this way...
Why does so much of my life revolve around the toilet?
"Why did the monkey shoot macaroni through his nose?"
"He was out of poop!" This was the joke at dinner this week.
Then there are the conversations about consistency, frequency, color, texture, and odor. Poop in all its glory! Someday I will live in a world where everyone wipes their own bottoms and I will go a week at a time without examining someone's stool. Strangely this is not one of the rituals of parenthood that other parents tell me, "Oh, you'll miss that when they are big." Poop, poop, poop glorious poop.
(OH, and the photos? Just be glad I don't have any that are on topic.)