Pirate Fairy meets elephant girl.
The Trick-or-Treat crew is in bed. The porch light is off. The pumkins are dark. The parties are over. Time to sit back, put up our feet, eat some purloined candy, and share the highlights. My "You have got to be kidding, what are you thinking?" moment of the night? That would be when the woman from a local ballot measure called to bend my ear during prime trick-or-treating hours. Ya, because you know that the perfect moment to talk me around to your point of view is while I'm handing out glow bracelets. Smooooth...