Auntie O was here for dinner, and received the treatment.
little e: Why did the monkey cross the road?
Auntie O: Why?
little e: To throw poop at the chicken!
Auntie O: Oh. Um..
little e: Why did the poop cross the road?
Auntie O: Why?
little e: Because the monkey threw it! He gets it from his bottom!
Aunti O: Ummm... (looking confused in a "should I laugh" sort of way.)
little e: Why did the elephant cross the road?
Auntie O: Um...
little e: To catch up with Roo!
(See everything here isn't about poop! That's a lumpy and roo/ Winnie the Pooh reference.)
Auntie O: I am shocked that didn't involve poop!
little e looks mystified.