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From a Transit Officer about a 1234 SB:
"I wouldn't trust her with a bag of Skittles."
"Obviously, you haven't seen enough dead bodies,
or your wouldn't drive the way you do."
-Said by an old crusty dog
to a motorist when I covered her
on a traffic stop as a pup.
The officer has long since retired.
All hands on. Back to protest dutyI asked an officer coming in, "How's it going?"He replied, "Great. There's nothing like being spit on."
Per Beach Boy, working overtime on Nights is blood money.
No good comes from it.
At least one officer is starting to call the Occupy campsite outside the precinct District 9.
Today, an invesitgator from DVD
came to roll call and said,
"Hi, I'm Officer Shaggy.
You may know me from such calls
as the narcan didn't work this time."
At roll call, a sergeant asked us to look for a mope,
a person of interest in a smashing spree.
"There's no probable cause at this time."
Another sergeant chimed in.
"That guy is one of the top thieves
of all time in the precinct.
His name is probable cause."
Quote of the Day:An officer's greeting as we walked into the locker roomprior to the start of shift,"Another Happy Day in Happy Land."
During booking, the jail
deputy asked my custody,
"Do have any body piercings?
Any bling in your ding-ding?"
Without blinking
the man said, "No."
