Reporting and Mopery

 

 

After dark, off the state highway, Skins and I hooked a man

for violating a no contactorder protecting his partner from him.

 

As I led him to the prowler, he screamed,

"Why can't just leave us alone?"

 

Because the judge says so.

 

"Well Fuck You and Fuck the Judge!"

 

I'll tell her you said so.

 

"No! Please! Please don't tell her I said that!"

 

I did.

 

It's in the report. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments

[slamdunk]

I remember Charles Barkley was also disappointed at his arresting officer's detailed report including direct quotes and all.

[RD]

@SD,

I think Charles may have been projecting the disappointment in his own behavior.

Cheers,
RD