From my Wife.....
Little e: Why did Dad call?
me: He got in a fight at work and he's calling to warn me he might have bruises tomorrow.
Little e: Oh.
me: He says he's fine, but his face is sore. He just doesn't want to get in trouble tomorrow.
Little e: Oh?
me: He's scared of me.
Little e: Well, he SHOULD be!
Little e: Ya! You get MAD when we don't tell you things. You get scary!